27 December 2014 @ 11:14 pm

Wes: "Do you need help?"
Angel: "Ah, no, Wes. I know how to change a diaper - a normal one with pins. It's these newfangled fasteners."
Wes: "Did you know these diapers are lined with a space-age material originally designed for NASA astronauts? Hmm, interesting. (Puts the pack of diapers down) Though now I'm picturing grown men in nappies and am rather disturbed."

~~Dad~~


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26 December 2014 @ 11:41 pm

GUNN: Oh! I want the one on the left. This one makes me feel a little bit less completely out of place. I'd say 17% less. Plus... a little bit of a view of the mountains. Lived my whole life in L.A., now I find out there are mountains. A brother should be told.
WESLEY: It's very nice.
GUNN: So's yours. I mean, if it works for you. We can switch if you don't like the—you know, the kung pao or whatever.
WESLEY: Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, feng shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

~~Conviction~~


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24 December 2014 @ 08:16 am
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22 December 2014 @ 12:53 pm

DRUSILLA: (to dead bird) You sing the sweetest little song. Won't you sing for me, hmm? Don't you love me anymore?
SPIKE: Darling! I heard a funny thing just now. Lucius tells me that you went out on a hunt the other night.
DRUSILLA: My tummy was growly. And you were out. (to the bird) Come on. (whistles) I'll pout if you don't sing.
SPIKE: You, um, meet anyone? Anyone interesting? Like Angel?
DRUSILLA: Angel.
SPIKE: Yeah. So... What might you guys have talked about, then? Old times? Childhood pranks? It's a little off, you two so friendly, him being the enemy and all that. DRUSILLA: (to the bird) I'll give you a seed if you sing. SPIKE: The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one. (Drusilla cowers and whines) Oh, I'm sorry baby. I'm a bad, rude man. I just don't like you goin' out, that's all. You are weak. Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead?

~~Lie to Me~~





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21 December 2014 @ 11:34 am

BUFFY: Dawn, I'm sorry that you feel so bad. OK, but in the morning this won't seem so terrible. You don't even know this R.J. Not really.
DAWN:(sits up in the bed) I do know him. I know his soul.
BUFFY: Really? Dawn, he wasn't even on your radar yesterday.
XANDER: It's the jacket. It's true. Something about the big letter on the chest makes girls get all swoony and crushy. I saw it all the time in school. And you couldn't just pin any old felt letter to your coat and get play— (catches himself) not that I tried.
DAWN: It isn't a crush. It's love. I love R.J.
BUFFY: Again, since yesterday. Dawn, it's awfully fast.
DAWN(incensed): What? You're telling me I don't feel what I feel?
BUFFY: No, of course not. I believe that you think it's real. It seems real... to you.
DAWN: You know what? Maybe I don't want advice from the Dysfunction Queen. You have no idea how I feel. You have no idea what real love is. Maybe if you did, you wouldn't make fun of me this way.
BUFFY: Dawn, I'm not making fun of you.
DAWN: Just go. Leave me alone.

~~Him~~


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20 December 2014 @ 12:35 am

GUNN: Can't help thinking it might cut down on the work load some if we got a little help, a few extra employees, or a turnkey, state-of-the-art, multi-tasking operation.
WESLEY: You can't possibly think that's an option.
GUNN: Well, now I know it's an option, 'cause I was standing there when the dead lady offered it to us. Come on, Wes, how long are you gonna be satisfied, sitting there sticking pins in maps and blowing dust off your books? Sorry, man. I shouldn't have said it like that.
WESLEY: No, no, no. They are rather dusty.
GUNN: That's not what I meant. Couldn't have been easy for you seeing Lilah again like that.
WESLEY: Oh, yes. That was awkward, wasn't it? You decapitate a loved one, you don't expect them to come visiting.
GUNN: Loved one?
WESLEY: Figure of speech.

~~Home~~


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15 December 2014 @ 12:23 am

XANDER: Spike, don't let me stop you from not being here.
SPIKE: I was here first, you know.
XANDER: Uh-huh. Go away.
(Xander walks off. Spike grins and follows him. )
SPIKE: Now why would I do that, when it's bugging you so much having me here?
(Xander sits at a round table and begins shelling the peanuts. Spike watches. )
SPIKE: They have chicken wings too. Also a sort of a flower-shaped thing they make from an onion. It's brilliant.
XANDER: Are you talking to me hoping that I'll get so depressed that I'll impale myself on a fork right in front of you?
SPIKE: Lovely thought. If I don't hurt you myself, the chip wouldn't zap me. I could eat you that way. Beat the onion thing all to hell.

~~Triangle~~





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