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OVERHEISER: Would you please put out that cigarette? It's really not allowed.
HARMONY: Oh yeah? Says who?
The doctor turns to look pointedly at the NO SMOKING sign on the wall.
HARMONY: Oh god, sorry! Didn't see the sign!

~~Out of My Mind~~



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CORDELIA: Wait. Angel, before you go we have to do that thing.
ANGEL: What thing?
CORDELIA: That thing we do. You know that thing where I say 'are you sure you know what you're doing, Angel, please think about this' and then you ignore me and rush head long into trouble?
ANGEL: Right. That thing. - Okay, are we done?
CORDELIA: Angel, please think about this. In fact, don't go there at all.
ANGEL: I have to.
CORDELIA: I know. But don't.
ANGEL: I'm not gonna kill him even though he deserves it.
CORDELIA: Oh, I don't care if you kill him. He stole Connor's childhood, so kill him. But don't lie to your son. He's been here like a day. Way to build the trust.

~~Benediction~~



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Buffy: There's something else, though. We found an empty grave.
Giles: Another vampire?
Buffy: No. No, this one was dug up and the body was taken out.
Giles: Grave robbing? That's new. Interesting.
Buffy: I *know* you meant to say gross and disturbing.
Giles: Yes, yes, yes of course. Uh, terrible thing. Must, must put a stop to it. Damn it.

~~Some Assembly Required~~



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RILEY: (hefting the Oofdar statue) Owning this place does seem kinda dangerous. (takes a few experimental swings)
GILES: (looking up from the book) Toth.
RILEY: What?
BUFFY: He called you a toth. It's a British expression. It means, like, moron.
GILES: No, Toth is the name of the demon.

~~The Replacement~~



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Faith: And all of a sudden, I hear this screaming from outside. So I go tearing out, stark nude, and this church bus has broke down, and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps, and the preacher comes up, and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow, when all of a sudden, the cops pull up and they arrested us both.
Xander: Wow. They should film that story and show it every Christmas.
Faith: God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?
Buffy: Well... Sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.

Happy 20th anniversary of ~~Faith, Hope, and Trick!~~



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Trick: Sunnydale. Town's got quaint. And the people? He called me 'sir'. Don't you just miss that? I mean, admittedly, it's not a haven for the brothers, you know, strictly the Caucasian Persuasion here in the Dale. But, you know, you just gotta stand up and salute their death rate. I ran a statistical analysis, and hello darkness. It makes... D.C. look... like Mayberry, and ain't nobody saying boo about it. We could fit right in here. Have us some fun.

~~Faith, Hope, and Trick~~



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XANDER: (to Willow) It could be a coincidence. Y'know, Wendell finds a spider's nest, and we all wig because he dreamt about spiders. So it may not be connected.
(They enter the classroom. The students see Xander come in and start to laugh.)
XANDER: If there is a connection it doesn't sound like anything... What?
(Xander's in his underwear)
WILLOW: Xander! What happened to your...?!
XANDER: I-I-I dunno! I was, uh, dressed a minute ago! It's a dream. It's gotta be a dream. (pinches himself) Ow! Wake up. (pinches himself again) Ow! Gotta wake up.

~~Nightmares (Season 1)~~



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BUFFY: From now on, every girl in the world who might be a slayer… will be a slayer. Every girl who could have the power… will have the power... can stand up, will stand up. Slayers... every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?

~~Chosen~~



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BUFFY: Giles, are you sure about this?
Giles stands up behind the counter.
GILES: Why wouldn't I be?
BUFFY: Well, aside from the fact that most magic shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer ... and, have you ever run a store before?
GILES: I was a librarian for years. This is exactly the same, except people pay for the things they don't return.

~~Real Me~~



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