March 6th, 2016

The Sunnydale Herald, Saturday, March 5 2016

FRED It's so big.
WESLEY It does take some getting used to.
FRED Have you seen my lab? It's giganamous. And I'm in charge.
WESLEY I'm sure you'll have no trouble—
FRED I don't even understand half of what they're doing. There's this machine, 6 feet tall, it makes this noise— whoompa! Whoompa! Phht! Not a clue.
WESLEY Well, I'm still stuck back at, "Why on earth are we here?"
FRED What, because we're crusaders against evil and now the law firm that represents most of the evil in the world has given us its L.A. branch to run however we want, probably in an attempt to corrupt, divide, or destroy us, and we all said yes in, like, 3 minutes?

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