March 6th, 2020

Herald

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Thursday, March 5

HARMONY Like I said, I did a lot of research. Camel meat's a delicacy, so I thought it would be a great way to kick off the summit, 'cause of the clans being so uptight? Like... comfort food.
ANGEL Comfort food.
HARMONY Uh-huh! And as host, you get the honor of slicing off its hump and sticking a hot poker through its heart. And then the demon leaders rip apart its carcass with their bare hands. (smiles, nods)
ANGEL (Chuckles) Are you— I don't even know h-how...
FRED Maybe the camel was the wrong way to go.
ANGEL Harmony, you are supposed to answer the phones, make appointments, and anticipate my needs, which does not include a petting zoo in my lobby.
HARMONY OK, but... caterer said no returns. (camel snorts)
ANGEL Get it out of here!
FRED Maybe you could go with a nice cheese platter? (Harmony starts crying) Or chips and dip. Chips and dip would be fine.
HARMONY I did everything right! This is what they eat!
FRED Angel's just feeling a little off, and he—he's not in the mood to, you know, butcher a camel.
HARMONY (crying) No! He hates me!
FRED No! He'll get over it.
HARMONY Everybody hates me.
FRED I don't hate you. I—I mean, it's just I—I don't know you that well and—
HARMONY (stops sniffling, smiles at Fred) What are you doing after work?

~~Harm's Way~~



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