August 30th, 2020

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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Saturday, August 29

(Cut to the campus at night. You see a girl running away from a man. They reach a secluded area. We see that is Buffy and a vampire.)
BUFFY: Thanks for the relocate. I perform better without an audience. You were thinking, what, a little helpless coed before bed? You know very well, you eat this late... (She stakes him.) You're gonna get heartburn. Get it? Heartburn? That's it? That's all I get? One lame-ass vamp with no appreciation for my painstakingly thought-out puns. I don't think the forces of darkness are even trying. I mean, you could make a little effort here, you know? Give me something to work with.
Cut to Spike watching her from a distance.
SPIKE: Watch your mouth, little girl. You should know better than to tempt the fates that way. 'Cause the big bad is back, and this time, it's...
(Suddenly he's being electrocuted by commandos)
SPIKE: Urrgh! Aaaahhh!

~~Wild at Heart~~




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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter - Sunday, August 30th

The Sunnydale Herald is currently looking for a few good editors! Contributing to the Herald is a great way to get your Buffy on! For more information, send us an ask (on Tumblr) or post a reply to this post!



Anya: Come on, Torg, that was like a lifetime ago.
Torg: Three, but who's counting. You broke my heart, Anyanka.
Anya: Don't be so dramatic, Torg. You don't even have a heart. Six spleens, two stomachs, half a brain maybe, but no heart.
Torg: Don't mock this. The night we spent together was...important to me.
Anya: It was one date. And it wasn't even a date. We just happened to be invited to the same massacre, and—and you hit on me after I had a few…
Torg: I remember, you wore pink.
Anya: Those were entrails.
Giles: I'm sorry, perhaps we could skip the nostalgia— (Anya glares at him) Sorry, no, no, carry on.
Anya: OK, Torg, look, you open this tiny little gateway to the Beljoxa's Eye for me, and I'll— You and I will go— I'll have sex with you again.
Torg: Ugh, please, you're human. The way you look now, I wouldn't touch you for all the kittens in Korea.
Anya: You're rejecting my offer of sexual bribery? What am I, a leper in this town? I can't even give it away!
Torg: (grabs his garbage can and starts walking back inside) Come back when you are a leper.

~~Showtime~~



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